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I sing Happy Birthday to Jesus on December 25th. I get all pissy and cranky when someone tries to break into my prayer closet. It gets ugly - hockey fights soothe me. I find thunder and lightning comforting. The last man who punched me in the face stopped reproducing - FOREVER.

WERE GOING ON THE POWER PRAY HOCKEY PEOPLE - EVEN GOALIES CAN GO ON THE O!

All The Things I Don’t Want Or Need

December 29, 2017

12/29/18

So as I head into yet another year, for reasons no one, anywhere seems to know, I will leave you with my actual thoughts. MY thoughts and no one else’s thoughts.

I want to sell my TV’s, dvd’s, car, most of my furniture, electronics and whatever appliances I have that do not belong to the apartment complex in which I live.

I don’t want live in big city. I don’t want to spend hardly anytime online. I don’t want a cell phone. I don’t want someone else’s husband. I don’t want to hear from people who didn’t “know” that I have been upwards of $600/hr to consult, counsel, or independent contract.

I don’t want to know what rich people eat.

I don’t want to be famous.

I can’t be anyone’s sugar mamma.

I don’t have a sugar daddy.

I do not work for anyone.

I don’t care about toys.

I want clean food and water.

THIS IS NOT MY HOME. THIS IS NOT MY WORLD. GOD SAID I COULD COME HOME.

I accept sanctuary. I need a ride.

Supernatural it is then.

Good bye.

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The Unholy Holiday “Turducken” – How to Fire Roast a “PanBaphotan”

December 22, 2017

12/22/17

Hello everyone. I wish all the best to you and all those you love as we approach the end of yet another calendar year. Love will fill you with joys.

As for the “holidays”, well as many of you know, all of my immediate earthly family are deceased, so I am in the particular situation where I don’t have spend money I don’t have on gifts that someone is bound to complain about anyway. Instead, I’ve decided that perhaps the best gift I can give anyone is a nice recipe. Let’s call it “Solstice Surprise” shall we.

Okay, for those who have never heard of a “Turducken”, well now you have.  I like to cook over an open flame. Grill cooking and fire pit cooking is one of my favorite ways to prepare food. If I were cooking for others this holiday, which I’m not, I’d probably want to do a “Turducken” outdoors.

I’ve decided that some of life’s little annoyances need to end, so this holiday season I reached way down into the muck, slime, and dirty-filth mire and got a hold a little punk named “Pan”. As you know, not everything you read on the internet, and that includes Wikipedia, is true so “god” may not be accurate, at all, in the slightest. Regardless, then I’ll reach down with the other hand and snatch me up a little runt named “Baphomet” who very much appears to be confused at whether “it” is a he or a she. Sucks to be Baph, eh?

Moving on, step 1) take “Pan” in the right hand (or left, if you’re a rare lefty) and stuff him up Baph’s butt. Okay, now, Step 2) Grab a hold of that “old” cancer sour of a “deity” some call Satan (not to be confused with the one who’s name is pronounced Shuh-tan) and proceed to stuff the Pan stuffed Baphomet, right up Satan’s lying anal orifice. Step 3) After letting your fire pit get good and hot, stick a metal skewer through your newly made “PanBaphotan”. Step 4) place your skewered “PanBaphotan” over your fire pit and rotate the meat at least four times an hour until there are no more screams. Step 5) Once the screaming stops, continue to cook and rotate for at least three hours (one hour per worthless “being”). Season to taste (Old-Bay or Buffalo sauce might be a nice finish). Be sure to keep your fire consistently hot for the duration of your meal preparation.

God has his fun. Like I remember this one time, I asked God to help me get in all the “NHL” action. I should have said “National Hockey League”, so I ended up with Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. Good one God. I stand corrected. So, back in 2011, I asked God for a husband. He decided to be a very uncool “Father” and gave me a THIRD “NHL”, called the Nag-Hammadi Library (which I read). I had become aware that I was ready, and emotionally ready to fall in love again. How did my crappy “dad” responded? He had all sorts of OFF THE CHARTS SUPERNATURAL events happen to me, in me and around me that hardly anyone is going to believe, then several years later sent someone else’s husband to me who apparently was “having a moment of weakness”. I love a great sense of humor. However, at this point, those of you who want me to tout all the virtues of God, well you’re going to be waiting a while. God likes to put drunks, liars, felons, narcissists, unprepared, stubborn, uncaring, heartless people in my life.

But sure, I get it, all for the Glory of GOD.

Women are meant to treated well. This is a true statement.

Thank you God for showing me that there are no so such thing as hero’s and for confirming me to that chivalry is dead. I’m very grateful.

No one can un-see “A man, A Jar and a Plan”.

What the FLOCK is the matter with you GOD? No, seriously.

For the ice hockey loving types, you will understand this post better than the rest of the world. May you be blessed with a sense of humor and many happy returns.

For the non-hockey readers (and you know I love you and appreciate you, that never changes), it’s all good. Be safe. Drive safely.

I don’t have rent, so if you don’t get any posts here after January 1, 2018 – well that may be because I have no place to live and in more rural areas, public transportation doesn’t exist and library’s may not be within walking distance.

Anyone who wants to employ me, please know that if you come at me with a number under $100,000 per annum, net with vacation, personal, sick, health, dental, retirement and other perks and benefits, I will take my genius brains and you will enjoy the view of me walking away from you, once. That is a “to start” salary and that is in the “not for profit” sector. For profit companies, organizations, or CLUBS, can go ahead and assume a higher number. 

Lovers Gonna love. There is no spoon.

Lingonberry. Go Bolts!

Sing like you mean it.

Peace-mia @ganstahoflove singingfromthecrease@gmail.com

For the record – at no time did I or will I ever take a vow of poverty or celibacy. I have sinned. These are all true statements.

I sure would like to help an ice hockey community get their stunned silent wordless shiny object dummy “hockey gods”. The “hockey gods” aren’t the brightest bulbs on the tree of life. FACT.

 

1000 Mile Charity Walk From Forest Hill, MD To Tampa Bay, Florida 2018-2019

December 7, 2017

12/7/17

Some of you may or may not be aware, but I have a mild form of blood cancer, that to this point, I have been living with without any medication. I also have a serious sleep disorder and a congenital heart defect. All of my immediate family are deceased, so it’s been a long, difficult journey for me. Just getting to a doctor is challenge for me. Having said that, I decided a while back that I refuse to go to any hospital that is not located in an ice hockey town. I also decided that many Washington Capitals fans are rude and couldn’t really give a crap about a long-time Capitals fan who really needed help in a major way, so set about looking for an ice hockey community that actually cares. I asked GOD to point me to the proper community for me and in 2011, he showed me to the Tampa Bay Lightning, an ice hockey club I watched begin and build since it’s inception. No problem.

Since that time, quite a few things have happened. Seeing as I am adopted and have no records of my biological families medical records, I have also discovered that there’s a small chance I have Parkinson’s disease. So, while I can still walk, which is the only exercise I can do with a heart problem, I will do a charity walk from my current apartment to the Amalie (rhymes with family) Arena in Tampa Bay, Florida beginning last week of September 2018 and arriving in Tampa Bay some time March in enough time to see the Lightning play at home in the home arena (barn) during the regular season. It is best I walk through the coolest months through the states involved (Maryland, Virginia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia and Florida) because I’m sure I’ll be heating up while I’m walking and don’t want to walk through some of those states in the middle of summer, as I’m sure some of you who live their can imagine.

I plan to walk 10 miles a day, totaling 50 miles a week and fellow shipping at a local service along the way on the weekend.

Here’s what I’m walking for:

Mondays – Sleep health awareness raising and charities focused on these issue to be announced later.

Tuesdays – U.S. Military Assist awareness to bring to light what US Military personnel face daily, their families, PTSD, US Military homeless in America and related charities to be announced later.

Wednesdays – Grow the sport of ice hockey programs, women’s ice hockey awareness, roller hockey and other ice hockey related awareness raising and charities focused on this to be announced later.

Thursdays – Music in US schools, music therapy, music helps with Mathematics, other music related topics focused on benefits and related charities to be announce later.

Fridays – Bible study and Power Prayer. We will start at Genesis in Maryland and by the time we are safely arrived in Tampa Bay, Florida we will have covered the entire Holy Bible to the Revelation of Jesus Christ.

We will be doing live chats over the internet and possible other formats discussing these topics from ALL available perspectives including spiritual, emotional, medical and so on. Each topic day, any money raised on this walk through me will go DIRECTLY to the charities that SHALL BE checked through the Lord Jesus Christ as legitimate and in good standing to be announced at a later date. I will be doing live chat about these subjects along with some well-studied, well-versed, well-researched subject matter experts on the listed topic (to be announced later) while walking Monday through Friday promptly at 8 am (o8:00 hrs) to 10:00 am (10:00 hrs) and again at 4:00 pm (16:00 hrs) to 6:00 pm (18:00 hrs). I will not be walking while a holding a selfie-stick, so over the internet ad/or over the air options will be needed.

Any money collected through me on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays will go to the local church where I attend service each weekend and any awareness of food, clothing or other local needs will be mentioned on the multiple media formats available including internet, radio, television and son on through me and others involved.

I need a great deal of help with this. If you would like to help, here is what you can do:

Pray this prayer:

Thank you Father God for showing me how to donate time, money, my services, my skills, my experience good intentions in helping Mia and many, many others to accomplish her very important mission, in the name of Jesus. Amen. So be it.

I know I need travel planning nerds, hotels, a small team to drive a vehicle along with me while I walk, a few items of clothing (I have most of what I need already), three meals a day, water, sport drinks to keep me hydrated (I mean 1 mile per hour is grueling pace, but I’m gonna do it gosh darn it 🙂 ) a place to live when I get to Tampa Bay, Florida (where I do intend to stay and become a resident) radio nerds, gear heads, specialists in the fields and topics I mentioned that will be discussed each week willing to be on radio (internet or otherwise).

All live chats will be archived for later watching, study and review and will be made available to the visually and hearing impaired. (Please insert Zebra (on ice officials) joke as you see fit hockey lovers – I’m sure you do it in other sports as well.)

I’m not sorry Washington Crapitals, apparently you didn’t know a good women when you see her right in front of your faces, so tootles, I’m with the Bolts now). Your chances of getting out of the East are so slim, the Sun will probably die before you win a Cup). I’m not getting any younger and I’m very grateful to Jesus for illuminating the fact that I was supporting a social club and NOT an ice hockey club for 30 some flockin’ years of my life. Thank you Jesus. Hallelujah. Yeah, I get it, you don’t care about fellow human beings who stuck with your sorry behinds for years on end. I can take a hint. Be good to me Tampa Bay Lightning faithful, okay. I’m a genius for real (always test above 120 and I’m not doing again). We’ll get along great. I like stormy whether. Also, I’m more like an IENTFJ (depending on the situation). Shout-out to the highly empathetic types, you are not alone. Basically I’m using the hockey way to pass the torch to Maryland ice hockey lovers in the Baltimore and eastern regions of the state to GROW THE GAME and BE BOLD ABOUT IT. If I’m not dead and by some amazing miracle the Crapitals make it to the Stanley Cup Finals, I’ll be rooting for them and no one will be able to stop me.

Through Christ we can do all things. All things are possible with God. Jesus, I have faith in you. Please send friendlies to 1622 E Rebecca Court, Forest Hill, MD 21050. I don’t have rent and that’s on you. I was promised by God that I would not be homeless “churches”

As for any messages I may have concerning the Body of Christ, the Holy Kingdom of Heaven and God, I have but one and it will not change the entire walk down to Florida. Agree with Jesus. Accept Jesus. Consider God. I’d be happy to guest Pastor speak at any of the services I attend on the way down as well.

We thank you Father God for your love, your Holy Spirit, your good wisdom, your support and your protection.

PLEASE share this and help me spread the word. 

I do need some charity money right away in order to keep my phone on (410-980-1173). I advertise here and on Twitter (@ganstahoflove) to US Military Personnel who are having issues and would like to talk to a real live person – I need to keep my phone bill paid and need electricity to charge the phone. I will answer anytime. You can talk to me about anything. I am a recovered individual who went through PTSD. We can pray together. You can say vent – whatever.

We are meant to Love one another.

Go you. Go love. Go Bolts.

I will be bugging NHL, AHL, musicians, artists, politicians, radio stations, TV stations and well a lot of people about this. Care to join me? I don’t need lip service, I need action.

If I ever do get enough scratch together to own an NHL franchise, I’ll be THAT owner who sits in her box and when my building gets quiet, I will puck the bull horn I’ll have all painted up nice by one of those artsy people who paint goalie buckets (masks) with team related things and CHIRP the what not outta the other teams goalie. A gal can dream now can’t she.

I refuse to give cancer any time of space and I’m tired of it – if you people want to raise money for me because you’re kind and I need help because of it, great, but I don’t want to talk about it. It sucks like a stink rot demon.

My government thinks they’re comedians – “Affordable Health Care” is a huge, big joke. Many of us aren’t laughing. in the Military, the term is clusterf$#&k. Say amen if you agree. US American citizens are supposed to be helping US American citizens.

I’m not religious, I just choose to pursue my happiness. I’m naturally born with that right.

peace-mia

Wouldn’t It be A Hoot Satan

November 28, 2017

11/28/17

Before I begin, let me clarify that I am a 45 year-old woman. I’m single. I’m heterosexual. I have multiple college degrees. I’m still a goalie at heart. I love Ice Hockey. I am creative. I make my own music. I can’t stand corruption. I need to nest. I thank you for stopping by and for good thoughts and encouragement. I refuse tribulation. I’m a Tampa Bay Lightning fan. I understand how it feels to be a baseball fan in Canada, because I grew up in a baseball family in the same county as the mighty baseball Ripkens. I’ve been the oddball hockey fan for just way too long. I shall receive help moving to a hockey town and you’re beauty little hockey hearts shall now be moved to do just that. I appeal to the hockey lovers. I am not one of those females that expect any man to be perfect, nor am I one of those females who expects a MAN (that is a key word) to read my mind. I’ll just tell you. Pretty simple. I’m not meant to be single Jesus – thanks for understanding.

Wouldn’t it be a hoot Satan if every human on earth was drinking Holy blessed water? Oh, wait – that’s exactly what’s happening. Why yes I do have the power and authority to do just that. Wouldn’t it be a hoot Satan if my blog, in fact, the entire internet was a gigantic devil’s trap? Ooops, your spies didn’t get that information to you. Well, that’s probably because they’re stuck in a pit from whence there is no return. Hey Satan, wouldn’t it be super if God put “plants” and spies into your covens? I mean you put the tares in the “holy” churches. Oh, I know – some of you trying to gather some “intelligence” on me figured you could tell what I “wanted” and where I might be “weak” or well whatever silliness you think.

Which ice hockey club will it be? We’re all about to find out.

Here’s what’s important – His Holy will IS being done on earth. In the natural, I’m a short fun-LOVING woman. In the Supernatural – I AM ONE BIG BEAST WITH SHARP TEETH AND BLACK WINGS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO START SMELLING WITCHES. I DO TRICKS EVIL CAN’T TRACK. YOU CAN RUN – BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE.

There is nothing like the smell of SULFUR in the morning.

I agree with Jesus, in case some of you have become confused. My storage unit is perfectly guarded in Heaven.

Thanks, as usual for stopping by and reading. If you want further content, I’ll be needing some help right where I live and I’ll be needing some financial support. My address is 1662 E Rebecca Court, Forest Hill, MD 21050. My phone for those who just want to talk a REAL person is 410-980-1173.

I’d put paypal up here but some crankyankers compromised my bank account and that has not yet been rectified.

My twitter – @ganstahoflove feel free to chat or leave a comment here.

If you want me to make more music – I’ll be needing some help with that – GOD NEVER SAID HIS CHILDREN WERE MEANT TO LIVE POOR!

I never fight God – that’s just plain STOOPID.

peace – mia (sorry nerds, I don’t LARP, but I’m a nerd, just not that kind)

United States of America – why the FLOCK are there homeless military personal in OUR own country? No good reason that’s why. “Churches” of God – did you think you were exempt from this or something. Well you’re not. Ask God. They can clean up their own mess Jesus.

LOVE is.

PLEASE HELP ME GOD IN HEAVEN IN THE NAME JESUS HELP ME

July 26, 2017

7/26/17

Lord Father God, PLEASE HELP ME, I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR HELP FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I HAVE BEEN PRAYING AND PRAYING, I HAVE ASKED FOR HELP FROM MY GOV’T, FROM THE CHURCHES, I HAVE NOT FAMILY, THEY ARE ALL DEAD, I AM CERTAIN I HAVE BEEN SPIRITUALLY ATTACKED, I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO WORK FOR A WHILE, I AM A PASTOR AND I HAVE NO RECEIVED ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO RESEMBLING CHRISTIAN CHARITY, I HAVE ASKED FOR HELP OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

PEOPLE IN EARTH EXPECT THAT I DO NOT EAT REAL FOOD AND CAN CREATE ELECTRICITY OUT OF NOWHERE AND CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH AND I GET IT PLANET NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME – THANK YOU FOR DEMONSTRATING THAT FOR ME.

I GET IS ICE HOCKEY COMMUNITY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME – THANK YOU FOR DEMONSTRATING THAT.

MY ADDRESS IS 1622 E REBECCA COURT, FOREST HILL, MD, 21050 – I CANNOT DO THINGS FOR FREE AND I NEED HELP HELP ME NOW.

I GET IT PEOPLE WHO ARE SUBSCRIBED TO MY BLOG-YOU DON’T CARE.

I GET IT JEWS WHO LOVE GOD – YOU DON’T CARE AND DO NOT SUPPORT FEMALES WHO HAVE NO FAMILY WHO PRAY ALL DAY AND GET SPIRITUALLY ATTACKED ALL THE TIME LOVE GOD.

I GET IT ALL CHRISTIAN DENOMINATIONS, YOU DON’T HAVE OPEN HEARTS AND YOU DON’T REALLY LOVE IN YOU SO THAT YOU MEANS YOU DON’T KNOW GOD – WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANY OF YOU SPENDING GOD’S MONEY AND ROLLING AROUND IN HIS FINANCIAL BLESSING SHARE WITH A FELLOW SERVANT WHO HAPPENS TO BE A SICK FEMALE WHOSE WHOLE FAMILY IS DEAD?

I’LL SEE YOU ALL AT JUDGEMENT!

SATAN – COME FORTH TO ME AND BRING MONEY – I REFUSE TO BE PUT ON THE STREET AND HAVE MY UTILITIES SHUT OFF, WHICH IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ME. THE CHURCHES AND FELLOW SERVANTS OF GOD SUCK MOOSE TESTICLES AND HAVE NOT AN OUNCE OF UNDERSTANDING.

TOO BAD GOD – I HAVE GIVEN YOU AND YOURS YEARS TO HELP ME.

I CANNOT HELP THE FACT I WAS BORN. I CANNOT HELP THE FACT I AM A FEMALE. I CANNOT HELP THE FACT I AM AN AMERICAN.

JOSH GROBAN’S DOG GETS BETTER TREATMENT THAT MOST HUMANS IN EARTH.

YEAH-LIKE THIS PLANET IS SOME SORT OF LOVELY PLACE TO LIVE- NOT EVEN CLOSE!

STOP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR RICH FAMILIES AND ACTING LIKE EVERYONE HAS MONEY FAMOUS PEOPLE. MOST OF US DON’T HAVE SUGAR DADDIES.

IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY LORD JESUS – PASTOR NEEDS HELP RIGHT WHERE SHE LIVES RIGHT NOW!!! OKAY CALL CHURCHES FOR ME, ORGANIZE A FIND RAISER, E-MAIL OTHER PASTORS.

HEAVEN OH HEAVEN OH HOLY ANGELS OF GOD- S.O.S.

WHAT PART OF THIS IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

YES – I AM YELLING AT YOU.

I AM ONE FEMALE, I NEED HELP MALE PASTORS. I NEED HELP FEMALE PASTORS. I NEED HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE GOOD HEARTS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY – REACT TO THIS…..

AMEN

There Is Love – Only Love

May 27, 2017

5/27/17

Hello people who read. It’s been a little while since I’ve posted here, so thank you for your patience and I hope all is well with you. I haven’t worked a 9-5 style job in a while and well, that’s a bit different for me.  If you’ve spent any time reading and/or listening to anything related to me appearing in this blog, you’ll know that most of my family is deceased. I’m not harping on that at this point, but that fact does make certain things a bit more trying sometimes. I am also a 45-year old single heterosexual woman who has never married. It took me a while to heal from the fact the male who ran when he found out I was pregnant and left me to raise kids while working and looking out for my family who got hit with mental illness, cancer, diabetes, addiction and a host of other issues, only to return several years later and end up getting drunk and killing himself, our children and someone’s grandma in a car accident. Obviously, a relationship with even the best of males, was not something I was in some big hurry to go jumping into in any big hurry. That is not the way work. That will never be the way I work.

Then, of course there was my ice hockey boyfriend who I planned to marry. If you aren’t familiar with some of the ice hockey types, let me just say they can be a bit “superstitious”, so we kept our engagement very quiet and planned a simple, small wedding. We agreed we’d tell most of our friends and family after we got married. He never made it the alter. He passed away almost instantaneously in a car accident shortly before our nuptials. Again, that one hurt. I can’t lie. I knew it was an accident and the person driving certainly would probably give his actual right arm to change  what happened, so forgiveness came easily. Not to say I didn’t sob like a sad-sack every night for weeks, because that is exactly what I did. After a few years had passed though, I started to notice I was laughing a bit more and smiling about little kids on ice, funny movies, goofy habits people around me have and so on.

Eventually, I even tried going out on dates here and there. I learned from those experiences that some men lie about where they come from. Some of them lie about their age. Some of them hate sports. Some men think all women are stupid. Some of them take their wedding rings off and pretend they aren’t married. Welp, so much for dating. So, I hatched a plan. A good plan. A very, very good plan. If you’re curious – here it is:

GOD – IF YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF PROBLEM WITH ME, OUT WITH IT!! IF YOU DON’T – THEN FLOCKING FIND OUT WHO DOES. ALSO – JUST PICK ME A HUSBAND FROM THE AVAILABLE, SINGLE, HETEROSEXUAL MALES BETWEEN 35 AND 55 WHO HAVE NOT BEEN DIVORCED MORE THAN ONCE AND WHO ARE EMPLOYABLE. THANK YOU. AMEN. (Yes, I am yelling – it happens sometimes).

Next up, I’d like to say in all truth that I am an actual, real ordained Pastor which means that I can ONLY marry a MAN (that is a very crucial key word “Man”) who loves the Lord Jesus Christ with all his heart, mind and soul and who has surrendered his will to the King Jesus. I ONLY have ONE King. Just ONE. God is as real as I am sitting here at 1622 E Rebecca Court, Forest Hill, MD. For those who actually want to kill me for some reason, here I am. For those who think I got upset about a death threat I received a few years back having to ice hockey – uh – NO, this is not true. I did however, have an actual, real, U.S. National Security Clearance which at the time was considered active and I’m not real shy about my expressing myself in the wide world of web about how I feel about those who come into my country planning to do harm. I don’t like you – okay.

Finally, as a Pastor, a person, and a lover who’s going to love whether any stinking one you likes it or not, I do not support, encourage, or condone any groups, individuals, entities, parties or what the FLOCK ever may or may not exist in the past, the present or the future who believe that beating homosexuals to death is something you win a prize in heaven. You don’t. You lose. Murder is not cool, or good or kind, or compassionate and that is exactly what that is. END OF STORY.

Yes God, I do love you, but you are now proving all those male-biased clergy yapping their flaps about how nothing is too difficult wrong. I’m sure you can manage to find me a proper male who isn’t afraid of commitment of my obnoxiously high IQ. Do not be frightened, I’m very friendly and particularly down to Earth. I still have a shot at making more children, so no rush or anything God, my great love, but uh – MOVE IT!!!!!!!!

The TV show Prison Break is back – this time, I’m not doing a marathon from Hell. Oh goody.

The “old-boys” club of the National Hockey League needs to cut out the elbows to the head. I’m very serious. I give a hoot. It’s important. Don’t wait around to take care of that. Thank you Jesus for helping me get that through their stubborn, hard noodles. Much appreciated.

Holy Spirit, the Archangel Michael, God loyal angels of the Lord, God trusted individuals and kind humans are always welcome to just stop on by my apartment, whenever you want.

If you have $10, 000 cash, you can become the owner of a 2009 Subaru Outback with the complete sports package in great condition. Give me a call.

I have indeed gone “commando”, for those who just had to know.

I did also date someone who would be considered famous, this is also true.

I have been on TV.

I have been on the radio.

I am OWED royalties.

All of those statements are true.

“Crazy Eyes” Guy Boucher, NHL head coach and Paul Maurice, NHL head coach make me smile sometimes, okay, a lot actually.

People who have suggested I work for $8.50 an hour are not my friends and if you consider the my resume (ask Josh Groban’s dog for that), my blog, the music I wrote, performed and produced, the stolen intellectual property I heard on the radio a while back and a variety of other things, I’d say you’re playing little league baseball on a gigantic sheet of Olympic ice with that nonsense all together. Good luck out there. It’s slippery.

I don’t take too kindly to cowards, er I mean, people who don’t provide your first and last names when communicating with me. I am informing all of you that I will take steps to uncover your real names and yes, you are a stranger to me until I know who you actually are via phone, email, letters, postcards, personal visits or Twitter. Please take this part seriously.

Unless you, an employer, or future husband or the Lord God Almighty pays for a text plan out of your very own pocket, I don’t have a text plan.

Stealing my personal identity will cause you so many problems, you end up going to God in painful tears, begging him for mercy and apologizing every which you can. Thank you for understanding.

I will never, not for all eternity apologize to anyone for the fact that I love Jesus.

If a demon were to contact me and tell me it ate my mother for breakfast, I would ask “did she taste like chicken?”

Do not ever think I am NOT GOD made. That will be the last thought you will ever have.

Peace to all of you in Earth realm – love like you don’t know how to do anything else. Pastor – Mia @ganstahoflove

PS – I have no issue being in front of a camera or behind one and if the “hockey elite” want my enormous hockey brains – you have to PAY FOR THEM. Hello Australia – some of you love hockey and music too, so we can be friends if you want. 🙂

RIGHT NOW IS VERY GOOD TIME FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO SEW SEED TO ME A PASTOR – IT GETS MULTIPLIED BY GOOD AND WILL FUND A HEALING + REPAIR MINISTRY WHICH WILL ENSURE THAT NO ACTUAL REAL WAR VET IS EVER FOUND HOMELESS (I am one of those too and no I’m not yelling this time, just making a very clear and distinct point). Please do share this and currently I only accept cash or check in person or mail, but the SECURE digital option will come, even more quickly if you help me. Volunteer time is considered tithe by the Lord God Almighty. My digits – 410-980-1173

Christians in the United States and Worldwide Where Applicable

March 8, 2017

3/8/17

I am a Pastor, I care United States. I am a registered Independent in the State of Maryland. I am not a politician and sometimes, I’m sure, I do not come across as “Politically correct.” So be it. Amen At this time, I am happy to let people know that I have spent the last three or so years, in the Bible and in daily talks with the Lord Jesus Christ. It is VERY IMPORTANT for all who consider themselves to be Christians, to consider that we recognize the Father, The Son AND The Holy Spirit. If you have not thank The Lord God for the Holy Spirit, please do so now and tell your friends and congregation members to accept the Holy Spirit. There are many who have accepted the Father God, His only begotten Son Jesus, but who have NOT accepted the Holy Spirit. Praying in tongues is NOT weird. It is an integral part of our relationship with the Lord and helps provide a better understanding of the Kingdom of Heaven.

It is possible to and a good idea to ask the Holy Spirit to help you understand prayer and praying in tongues. You are only 2/3 of a full human being as intended by God’s sacrifice of Jesus on the cross, until you become Holy Spirit filled. The Holy Spirit also helps you keep evil spirits away. All Christians must read the Holy Bible. No matter how often you attend church, open your bibles at home, where no Law in the United States can prohibit you from doing so. Begin at Genesis and keep on going right to Revelation. I am aware that some people give up and think it’s too hard to understand, or it’s boring or it doesn’t make sense.

Here are some tips for those types of people:

  1. Thank God for his Holy Spirit
  2. Thank God for the Holy angels that have been activated around you, even if you believe you have never seen a supernatural being called an “angel”.
  3. Invite the Holy Spirit to be with you every single time you read scripture and expect that you may have to take little “bites” and “sips” when you first start reading the bible no matter your age or reading experience.
  4. The Holy Spirit will move with you and your assigned Angels will help you process and understand (digest) scripture, even while you sleep. This is a part of God’s good plan for humanity.
  5. Don’t worry at all for any reason if what you just read doesn’t seem to fit with anything you understand at all in your experience as a human. This is normal and you can expect that it may take until you have read the ENTIRE bible for the Lord’s good work and God’s good news to start moving within in you and start showing you external signs (guiding your eyes and thoughts). Eventually, as you find proper churches, leaders and go through your daily activities, the stories, instructions, parables, gospels and letters (epistles) will start to make more sense. You do not need to rush, you simply need to commit and if you get frustrated, it is okay to take a break and begin again the next day.

Many people, even professed Christians are still participating what the Lord God would consider “pagan”. Many of you are not aware of what God’s definition of Pagan actually is, so as you are praying, it is okay to simply let Jesus know that it is His Will and not yours and you will rely on Him for understanding. You will start to become of some of the things you do and you will get the help you need, even if it is not from another human being to have a better understanding of Jesus and what is best to do in every situation.

Do not fret if you just aren’t sure. Jesus always understands. On your own, remember to use the Holy Bible to check what you have been told in church or by any other human. Most Church leadership should have no issue with and should be encouraging of people who find passages that “seem” to conflict with something a church leader has said or something you read somewhere else in the bible. The Holy Bible only “seems” to be in conflict with itself and the natural way of thinking. Remember always that it will make more sense as you read, pray and study. No worries.

The baptism in the Holy Spirit is very important and helps quicken your understanding of how to react when you sense danger, sense that you may be distracted and a variety of other situations. Yes, naysayers, everyone can learn and ALL lives matter to Jesus.

Any one who actively and knowingly pursues witchcraft AND professes to Love the Lord and call yourself a Christian, must immediately STOP any sort of witchcraft, EVEN if you believe it is NOT dark or meant for healing. It is not possible to Love the Lord with all your heart, mind and soul and practice witchcraft. You must chose. You are worshiping idols according to the Bible and likely hurting yourselves spiritually. Let go of it and affirm to the Lord Jesus that you are a committed Christian who needs help. I have met individuals who are deceived and believe that they are helping others with witch craft, but in fact you have made certain things your lives and the lives of others’ worse. I do know that some of these types may have thought they were doing the right thing, but it is best to let The Lord Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, Holy servants of the Lord, human and angle handle “cleansings” no matter what the circumstances. All paranormal investigators should ALWAYS have a Holy Spirit filled servant of the Lord present with them for your sake’s and for the sake of the people you believe you are helping.

Any animal sacrifice is slap in the face to Jesus AND, in terms of many State’s law enforcement (LEO) it can be considered to be animal cruelty, so don’t think you can’t spend time in jail, I mention to those who uphold the law for the cats who some of you (inert no-so-friendly words here) out in the American public.

Any one who has been told that putting a “Pentagram” ANYWHERE in your home or business should IGNORE this advice. It will only bring you heartbreak and it does not PROTECT anything, most especially you, your belongings or your friends, patrons and neighbors. There are many people “claiming” to be psychics and mediums who are actually helping the enemy of God. Do not proceed with a house “cleansing” or property “cleansing” without a Holy Bible, the Holy Spirit and someone sure and confident of his or her right in the Supernatural realm to handle something you feel is evil, demonic or unfriendly. “Ghosts” of your loved ones and “speaking” to the other side simply cannot be done without a representative of all things Holy and Good in Heaven and/earth. A Galation has the power to close doors. Many do not understand the “The Seal of God”, what to do when “sealed in”, or how to withstand an attack. It is important to understand that even if you do not attend a church, don’t go regularly, don’t believe that you are religious or aren’t sure about God or any of those things, if you put a simple crucifix in your homes, you will be on your way. You will know if there are signs of that which opposes God and good and the true real light of the world, Jesus Christ soon enough. Do not panic if you start to sense supernatural activity in your home or business. Simply read in scripture daily. You can read a little a day. Talk to God at least once a day. Thank the Lord God for spiritual armor and thank the Lord Jesus for going to the cross and accept that you are covered by his blood. If activity ramps up a bit, it is okay to ask a Holy Spirit filled member of Clergy at any, not just Catholic, Church in your local area, even if you do not attend Church at the present time.

Eventually, you find that you are building a good relationship with the Lord and it is even okay to ask the Holy Spirit to guide to the best Church for you and yours. That may not happen overnight. Patience is the key in many instances. Let Jesus know that you want to follow him properly and don’t truly want to be the best human being you can be, even if you have done awful things, screwed up your life, gotten involved with unsavory activities and so on. Many, through no fault of their own have been hurt by some of you, so their healing, comfort and well-being is prioritized before some others who are learning to walk with the Lord. Do not let those who have done you wrong, stop you from developing a whole, real and true relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ. Often times, you do not need to take matters into your own hands, Jesus has already done it for you and you can Trust God to make sure you are lifted out of trouble or ease some situations for you, but putting people, angles and the Holy Spirit where you need it.

Trust the Bible and God, not the internet. No one needs help from a witch. I realize some witches and wiccans aim toward “no harm”, that is not possible without God. It is through Christ we do all things. It is written and in the United States of America we have the right to Love Jesus right out loud, take full advantage of that. I am sure that the Lord Jesus Christ is much more than just a powerful prophet. He is good. He isn’t a bully. He doesn’t make life difficult. Let him be the head of your family and you will be welcomed. Your habits will likely change, you may get stuck, you may struggle here and there, but there is always help. Accept help from God. Seek to please God, not others.

Peace, Pastor Mia @ganstahoflove Speak good, love, healing, help, encouragement and success into those around you – even if they roll their eyes at you or think your weird. We are all weird normalos and normal weirdos. it’s just true. 🙂 Please say Amen, and share this with friends and loved ones. Thank you and God has blessed you.

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